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One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she
One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupat...

Ultimate Revenge A Manager, his Assistant, one old woman and
Ultimate Revenge A Manager, his Assistant, one old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into eve...

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sittin...

A young couple, just married, was in their honeymoon suite on
A young couple, just married, was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly ma...

One day, a man was complaining to his friend about how much his
One day, a man was complaining to his friend about how much his elbow ached and that he was thinking of seeing a doctor. His friend said, “Don’t d...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent thei...

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin the crap. 1st
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin the crap. 1st Hillbilly: My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. 2nd Hillbilly: Why ...

A wife goes out for a night on the town with the girls, telling
A wife goes out for a night on the town with the girls, telling her husband she’ll be home around midnight. Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing,...