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1. A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and
1. A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: Can ye come and get me? I think ma water has broken. Okay, says her dad. Where are you...

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders ...