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The kids filed back into class Monday morning . They were very
The kids filed back into class Monday morning . They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on product...

If there is one thing I really despise its people who abuse
If there is one thing I really despise its people who abuse animals. Those wankers, (and thats being polite), make my blood boil! I was walking home...

A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see that
A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack...

DISCLAMER - DONT READ THIS JOKE IF YOURE EATING..... One day
DISCLAMER - DONT READ THIS JOKE IF YOURE EATING..... One day while at his best mate house, Norris decides that he desperately needed a shag. Jim, I k...

A little girl asked her Mom, Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
A little girl asked her Mom, Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, No, because she is in heat. Whats that mean? asked the ...