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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. Yeah teach? he replies. ...

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and as he starts to rub...

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an
A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter ...