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One day, a man was complaining to his friend about how much his
One day, a man was complaining to his friend about how much his elbow ached and that he was thinking of seeing a doctor. His friend said, “Don’t d...

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She sa...

A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of Indians. The Indians
A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of Indians. The Indians were all prepared to kill him when the chief announced that due to the celebration of t...

Little Johnny Came Down For Breakfast One Morning And Asked His
Little Johnny Came Down For Breakfast One Morning And Asked His Grandma. Little Johnny: “Where’s Mom And Dad?” Grandma Replied: “They’re U...

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another...

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, Oh well,I better ge...

“A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are sitting at a bar
“A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are sitting at a bar complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, My life sucks. Im put in salads, and, to t...