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TIME FOR FREE CRAP! And its honestly ok if I call it crap
TIME FOR FREE CRAP! And its honestly ok if I call it crap because the tagline for this stuff is actually Fine embroidered crap. My friend Anne owns ...

I was babysitting my sisters dog last night. Which is why I was
I was babysitting my sisters dog last night. Which is why I was awakened from a dead sleep no less than three times. A tongue in the nose will do t...

If you were at a red light next to a blonde girl who, while trying
If you were at a red light next to a blonde girl who, while trying to put her umbrella back into the little umbrella condom thingamajig, accidentally ...

Last night something exciting happened to The Boy when he was
Last night something exciting happened to The Boy when he was playing some soccer game on his xbox. The reason I know this is because there were clu...

I had crazy allergy problems last night so I was up way too
I had crazy allergy problems last night so I was up way too late. Thank God. Because Ive never seen this commercial in the light of day. Its like T...

In car on way to doctors appointment... Me: Do you ever get
In car on way to doctors appointment... Me: Do you ever get one of those Ghost Boogers? Like, you feel a dangler hangin outta your nose, but when yo...

So I took a shower and caught an unwelcome glimpse of myself while
So I took a shower and caught an unwelcome glimpse of myself while toweling off and said out loud to myself Well youre done eating crap. No more holid...