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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection...

Never Trust a Lawyer A Mexican bandit made a specialty of
Never Trust a Lawyer A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was...

The Special Dog A woman came up behind her husband while he was
The Special Dog A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. I found a piece...

Good News and Bad News... This old man visits his doctor and
Good News and Bad News... This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, I have good news and bad news, what...

From Joe Bailey of the A.I.A canberra, Australia. Sent:
From Joe Bailey of the A.I.A canberra, Australia. Sent: Thursday, 20 November 2014, 10:05 Subject: Indian PM On Anglo-Indian Contribution to Australi...

Bedroom Golf The rules for playing bedroom golf. Each player
Bedroom Golf The rules for playing bedroom golf. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on cou...

SURAT: Savjhibhai Dholakias extraordinary gesture of generosity
SURAT: Savjhibhai Dholakias extraordinary gesture of generosity is making other bosses look very bad. The diamond merchant from Surat in Gujarat has...

Shave and a bit more.. A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
Shave and a bit more.. A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, Ill have a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began t...