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Folks, you can add ‘ass kisser’ to my resume, yep I polish
Folks, you can add ‘ass kisser’ to my resume, yep I polish apples for my boss and that’s not all I do for her. I’m the rat in the vessel at my...

Folks, I got a story that will make you sick, well it has me sick
Folks, I got a story that will make you sick, well it has me sick already and I didn’t even tell it to you yet. Talk about hanging on to your bloome...

In America we have a tradition that on every October 31st we get
In America we have a tradition that on every October 31st we get to act silly for the day, it’s called Halloween. Well I have a story that will shoc...

Folks do you know why I have a successful track record as a love
Folks do you know why I have a successful track record as a love man cos I have the ability to wrap my body around a woman’s and make her beg for me...

When I was a kid of seventeen I was seduced by a woman nearly
When I was a kid of seventeen I was seduced by a woman nearly twice my age, she was so infatuated with me but I did not see it coming. She asked me to...

Yes folks you’re hearing this right, Frank Rizzo calls up the
Yes folks you’re hearing this right, Frank Rizzo calls up the Cremation Services so they can melt down his mother and father for the insurance monie...

Hey folks, I’m so happy because my girl sends me all kinds of
Hey folks, I’m so happy because my girl sends me all kinds of stuff and says I’m her magician, no her Houdini to be exact. Why yesterday she sent ...

Folks I was once a king of the road, a hobo by trade, a man of the
Folks I was once a king of the road, a hobo by trade, a man of the streets. School, sure. school of hard knocks and I got plenty of lumps to prove it....

A lot of folks ask me what is it that I do. Well, in case you dont
A lot of folks ask me what is it that I do. Well, in case you dont know Im a paperback writer and I tell it how it is even if it hurts. Ive done every...