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During a silly fight, I accidentally-not-so-accidentally nailed
During a silly fight, I accidentally-not-so-accidentally nailed Hubs in the temple with Tots Elf on the Shelf…the hard plastic head part. It made a ...

Hubs: *stares into fridge, groans, sighs, makes banging
Hubs: *stares into fridge, groans, sighs, makes banging noises* Me: I get it, I get it. Theres no food. Hubs: Sorry, cant hear you over the echo in th...

The other day, as I was making Hubs a sandwich to go in his lunch
The other day, as I was making Hubs a sandwich to go in his lunch for work, he picked a fight with me. Small, nagging stuff that didnt end up getting ...

Ready to find out how stupid I am? I was alone, at night
Ready to find out how stupid I am? I was alone, at night downstairs and heard a thumping against the sliding glass doors upstairs. I thought it was a...

All in text... Me: I found a big spider and a baby sac in the
All in text... Me: I found a big spider and a baby sac in the garage. There are tiny baby spider dots coming out of it. If I spray them with the spid...

Talking about our family tree… Tot: So I came out of your
Talking about our family tree… Tot: So I came out of your tummy. Me: Yes. Tot: And you came out of Nanas tummy. Me: Yup. Tot: And so did Auntle La-...