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Pook is down fer the 10 count, bedridden with the flu. I have to
Pook is down fer the 10 count, bedridden with the flu. I have to fix dinner and she doesnt want a single bitty bite. I am free to pillage the kitchen....

Man did I just dodge a bullet. This crusty old farmer that used
Man did I just dodge a bullet. This crusty old farmer that used to sell us firewood showed up, damn near rolled his rusty hay hauler truck into Blan...

INVIGORATING, aint that the word for this weather? Katy May even
INVIGORATING, aint that the word for this weather? Katy May even cut short her walk on the measured mile this morn. A kindly lady stopped me at 5:30 A...

Blanche was complaining that the freezer is full of only big
Blanche was complaining that the freezer is full of only big chunks of meat. Since my dad burned driveway is littered with scraps of hardwood from our...

Wanna know what makes my frizzled gray hair LEAP off my old
Wanna know what makes my frizzled gray hair LEAP off my old balding head and causes me to POUND on the desk top like Josef Stalin? A lousy rainy day ...

I am living in a forest of mirrors. Phone rings, my own number
I am living in a forest of mirrors. Phone rings, my own number pops up and it is Jeff calling Jeff. I answer my own call and it directs me to my mess...

Pook sez- Lets do R&R tonite Baby, I am gonna grill some steaks ,
Pook sez- Lets do R&R tonite Baby, I am gonna grill some steaks , open a good bottle of wine and we can just chill. Hey uh, BUT -before I put them ste...

Played bingo with three generations of bingo ladies tonight.
Played bingo with three generations of bingo ladies tonight. learned some secret signs and symbols. They MARK the lucky cards in odd ways. HUMMM... I ...

Oh man. Lost my money clip fulla hundred dollar bills yesterday. I
Oh man. Lost my money clip fulla hundred dollar bills yesterday. I had on multi pocketed cargo shorts chock full of stuff and was constantly digging i...

I am UP and ATOM, plotting my chess moves for yard sales and the
I am UP and ATOM, plotting my chess moves for yard sales and the Sunday Fleas , bidding away on shopgoodwill, building a fast furious fire in the wood...