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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink co...

Be kind, rewind. Get off the computer so I can use the
Be kind, rewind. Get off the computer so I can use the phone. Have you gotten the pictures developed yet? I made you a mix tape. Call 411 and get thei...

You ever just wake up and want a beer? I had a few weird dreams
You ever just wake up and want a beer? I had a few weird dreams last night. Cecil and I were roommates in an apartment. Baron had come over and someo...

A family takes their son to the circus. After a while the father
A family takes their son to the circus. After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn. While he is away the little boy notices something hangin...

Cute.... when the democrats won he said the voters sent the
Cute.... when the democrats won he said the voters sent the message they wanted change. When republicans won he said the message is tthey want them...

Car theif caught in the stolen car says thats totally not my
Car theif caught in the stolen car says thats totally not my meth... 6 hours later the wife of the 59 yr old grandfather he stole the car from sees p...