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In surgery for a heart attack, a middleaged woman has a vision of
In surgery for a heart attack, a middleaged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. Will I die? she asks. God says, No. You have 30 more years to li...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see whos best at his
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see whos best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they...

A penguin got a flat tire while driving one hot summer day. He
A penguin got a flat tire while driving one hot summer day. He managed to get the car to a mechanic and, while waiting for them to fix the tire, he wa...

The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife
The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, I...

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. Hes
A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. Hes telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinumhaired beauty jumps to her feet. What giv...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Whe...