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Friday late afternoon is upon us. Yeah, I know I missed last week,
Friday late afternoon is upon us. Yeah, I know I missed last week, but what the hell. You all are grownups. I’m sure you tried your best, without my...

So, it’s Friday, the first Friday of the New Year, and it’s
So, it’s Friday, the first Friday of the New Year, and it’s been an eventful few days. If I explained to you even one of the monumental events tha...

‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house the only thing stirring was a silver swizzle stick (we have a cat, so what’s scarce i...

Yes, Friday late afternoon is upon us, and not just any damn late
Yes, Friday late afternoon is upon us, and not just any damn late Friday afternoon, but, the last damn late Friday afternoon before Thanksgiving. For ...

Wait, what? It’s already Friday? It feels like it’s only been
Wait, what? It’s already Friday? It feels like it’s only been 4 days. Oh. Yeah. Well damnit, that was quick. It couldn’t have come at a better t...

Okay damnit, Friday is here and the week is just about spent, kind
Okay damnit, Friday is here and the week is just about spent, kind of like that $5 bill your old man gave you when you were heading out to the movies ...

So, Friday is here, the sun is out, you’re thirsty, the weather
So, Friday is here, the sun is out, you’re thirsty, the weather is warming, and you know what that means? Yeah, you need a napkin around the lower t...

Okay, so it’s Friday afternoon, spring has sprung, you’ve
Okay, so it’s Friday afternoon, spring has sprung, you’ve dotted the last “i”, crossed the last “t”, glanced at the clock for the final ti...

So, the ghost of Ed McMahon takes a final swig of his scotch from
So, the ghost of Ed McMahon takes a final swig of his scotch from his crystal tumbler, shoots his cuffs, parts the curtain and bounds onto stage. He s...

Triple digits. What the hell, it’s summer and we’re in Texas,
Triple digits. What the hell, it’s summer and we’re in Texas, it’s supposed to be like this, and frankly, I dig it. My kind of weather. You’ve...