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Breakfast tacos a la Deaux. Chop 2 fresh jalapenos, seeds and all,
Breakfast tacos a la Deaux. Chop 2 fresh jalapenos, seeds and all, dont be a pussy. Hack up a small onion. Stop crying, what are you, a girl? Fry 4 pi...

Tonight at Wally Marts I was minding my own business, repeatedly
Tonight at Wally Marts I was minding my own business, repeatedly asking the pharmacist where the Mandingo brand condoms were, farting on children and ...

Anything stated by me on this site is comic performance art,
Anything stated by me on this site is comic performance art, copyrighted and protected by the laws of the United States, the planet Venus, string theo...

Feel free to share this. Ive been keeping quiet, waiting for a
Feel free to share this. Ive been keeping quiet, waiting for a few of you to wake up, as I see a few sleepy eyelids slowly raise, a couple of bloodsh...

Finished with my woman because she couldnt help me with my
Finished with my woman because she couldnt help me with my mind. Was she a psychiatrist? People think Im insane because Im frowning all the time. You ...

I have immeasurably more respect for these people who, in spite of
I have immeasurably more respect for these people who, in spite of what the media tells them, and their poverty, vote their conscience, than the snark...

A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover they can vote themselves largess out of the pu...