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True story: Yesterday when I was helping to look for some bowls
True story: Yesterday when I was helping to look for some bowls for our Christmas meal at church yesterday, I found two jars of old, unopened Prego sp...

By the light of a waning moon I quietly stepped out in the back
By the light of a waning moon I quietly stepped out in the back yard, where I heard the sounds of stomping, then a warning screech, then 7 or 8 white ...

I just saw a tiny, little star-like light in the sky, moving
I just saw a tiny, little star-like light in the sky, moving relatively quickly from south to north, parallel to the Milky Way. I had just stepped out...

I feel like I am carrying on too much on here tonight, but one
I feel like I am carrying on too much on here tonight, but one last comment. I just went outside during a Ninja commercial break. The first thing I he...

I am cleaning up a yard in town for a friend, and (now) customer
I am cleaning up a yard in town for a friend, and (now) customer who needed to concentrate on other things- as they live out of town and wont be here ...

Those two wacked-out chicks just showed up again on the Andy
Those two wacked-out chicks just showed up again on the Andy Griffith Show, and Helen and Thelma Lou are almost fit to be tied. I dont know which one ...

They named the gator Midget for obvious reasons. The reference to
They named the gator Midget for obvious reasons. The reference to its size pointed to the requirement for the most difficult ingredient- one baby alli...