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Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend
Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing th...

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a hands...

The teacher in Johnnys school asked the class what their parents
The teacher in Johnnys school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mot...

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that hes going to be
A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that hes going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A f...

Advice columns Heres an example of why men do not write advice
Advice columns Heres an example of why men do not write advice columns... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leavin...

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 b...

BIG TROUBLE: The population of this country is 300 million.
BIG TROUBLE: The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 millio...

My wife loves to shop and browse me however find it
My wife loves to shop and browse me however find it boring... Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. S...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...