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The teacher in Johnnys school asked the class what their parents
The teacher in Johnnys school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mot...

young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they
young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Well, how was the honeymoon? said ...

BIG TROUBLE: The population of this country is 300 million.
BIG TROUBLE: The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 millio...

My wife loves to shop and browse me however find it
My wife loves to shop and browse me however find it boring... Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. S...

A Mothers lesson All the things my mother taught me: My mom
A Mothers lesson All the things my mother taught me: My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - If youre going to kill each other, do it out...

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is Lardo Yo mama so fat her nickname is Nick ...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion,
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby...

I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following
I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons: •I do physical labor. •I work at great depths. •I work in high temperat...

1. You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your
1. You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the sa...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envel...