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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the ...

Onions and Christmas Trees.. A family is at the dinner table.
Onions and Christmas Trees.. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised,...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord: I g...

Life Lessons I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love
Life Lessons I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I’ve lea...

THINGS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU 1. Take your bananas
THINGS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU 1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ri...