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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. Oh...

A man dies in the act after taking Viagra and rigour mortis has
A man dies in the act after taking Viagra and rigour mortis has set into his private parts. The funeral director cant get the coffin lid nailed on an...

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. The ...

Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing ...

He said to me: I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing
He said to me: I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it. I said to him: You wear pants dont you? He said to me: Shall we try sw...

A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for
A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. What are you getting your girlfriend? asks the poor man. And th...

The courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing
The courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coff...