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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd,
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. “Maybe all I need is some fresh ai...

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting cl...

A man called Fred died recently. His will provided £30,000 for an
A man called Fred died recently. His will provided £30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned ...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his s...

HOW TO SIMULATE THE LIFE OF A SAILOR ~ Buy a steel dumpster,
HOW TO SIMULATE THE LIFE OF A SAILOR ~ Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months. ~ Run all the pipes and wi...

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My
A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and m...

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesnt make you cry for
Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesnt make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who h...