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*U used BlackBerry to oppress, now everybody has a
*U used BlackBerry to oppress, now everybody has a Black Berry. *You used ur camry to Buga, now boys use Camry to do taxi. *Before u dey use ur plasma...

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NAME: Lawrence Newton Nick name: βℓÚ€ βoŶ STATE: Imo state Date: MAY 30 GENDER: Male HOBBIES: -Removing teeth 4rm live Tiger -Catching ...

A protestant moved into a completely Catholic comunity. Being
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic comunity. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their comunity. But, also because they were good C...

Eget dis particular restaurant weyi dey chop for wuse. E get one
Eget dis particular restaurant weyi dey chop for wuse. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyibo chop finish him go shout...

This is what I call a conversation Professor : You are a
This is what I call a conversation Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Studen...

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief ...

Isaiah 1:19-20 If you will only obey me and let me help you, then
Isaiah 1:19-20 If you will only obey me and let me help you, then you will have plenty to eat. 20 But if you keep turning away and refusing to listen,...