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A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her
A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible, says the doctor. Show me. She takes ...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband i...

For several years, a married man was having an affair with an
For several years, a married man was having an affair with an italian woman. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin ...

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Th...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the b...

The $100 Prayer A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly,
The $100 Prayer A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter request...

Hahaha... A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge
Hahaha... A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy and says, Seve...

A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried
A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything; been to several doctors and nothing has worked until one day she was hav...