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One day a man went into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
One day a man went into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup. The waitress brought his order out to him on a tray with her middle finger immersed i...

Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in...

A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner and invited
A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner and invited hundreds of people to take part. To make it interesting, the host decided to make it...

A British cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a
A British cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. The locals always picked on the Brits and when the cowboy was done with his dri...

Brooms Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
Brooms Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of co...

A philosopher went into a closet for ten years to contemplate the
A philosopher went into a closet for ten years to contemplate the question, What is life? When he came out, he went into the street and met an old col...

The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years. On his last
The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mai...

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, No, maam,
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, No, maam, we havent had any for some weeks now, and it doesnt look as if well be getting any s...