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Hate Your Job? Try this....... On your way home from work,
Hate Your Job? Try this....... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very s...

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose head
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose head gear partially blocked the view) three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to g...

After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather
After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he arrived at the fir...

Official Announcement: The government today announced that it
Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects ...

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator is
While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator is tragically hit by a car and killed. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at t...

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellows absence after so many years of faithful a...

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God. Where have you been? God...

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one sid...

A lot has changed in 50 years……ALOT!!!!!! The following is
A lot has changed in 50 years……ALOT!!!!!! The following is from a 1950s Home Economics textbook intended for High School girls: How to prepare fo...