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I would like to notify Facebook that you are entirely allowed to
I would like to notify Facebook that you are entirely allowed to steal any information I post here and use it however you want, and I hereby declare I...

UPDATED COMPANY POLICY *Dress Code* It is advised that you
UPDATED COMPANY POLICY *Dress Code* It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and car...

Funny Bumper Stickers Going on a trip this summer? Plaster one of
Funny Bumper Stickers Going on a trip this summer? Plaster one of these bumper stickers on your car and see how many laughs you get. (Come to think of...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would trans...

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, Whats up with...

Hello, Is this the Police Station? Yes. What can I do for
Hello, Is this the Police Station? Yes. What can I do for you? Im calling to report bout my neighbour Jack Murphy...Hes hidin marijuana inside his fir...

SON: Daddy, may I ask you a question? DAD: Yeah sure, what is it?
SON: Daddy, may I ask you a question? DAD: Yeah sure, what is it? SON: Daddy, how much do you make an hour? DAD: Thats none of your business. Why do y...

Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son
Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, God is good, God is grea...