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Father OMalley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his
Father OMalley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breat...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. What ...

One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator. He stood
One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator. He stood up on the counter and anounced If i stick my cock and balls into this gators mouth, let...

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says Man, if...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by cannibals and told that If they could not escape, each of them would be skinned and eaten a...

A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up
A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat. The unlike...

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stu...