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I have arisen long enough to acknowledge you mortals on your
I have arisen long enough to acknowledge you mortals on your holiday of Christmas. Those of us that rot, acknowledge and honor Master Zombie Jesus - a...

One event from this last summer that I forgot to mention, was the
One event from this last summer that I forgot to mention, was the video Shower Time with Maris The Great. It featured me drying off the cadaver of a b...

Your news shows have a job. That is to create a product. There are
Your news shows have a job. That is to create a product. There are many, many stories that can be covered, but usually the ones that are best suited t...

ICE BUCKET HUNK REVIEW: This is Hemingway Heros very own Chris
ICE BUCKET HUNK REVIEW: This is Hemingway Heros very own Chris Hastings (aka Squeaky C) getting doused with frigid water. Chris is just a little, whol...

One female mortal that will die is Lisa Michelle. She is the
One female mortal that will die is Lisa Michelle. She is the vagina currently guarding Awesome Meat (Isaac Archuleta). I gave her ample opportunity to...