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Moe and Lenny are strolling home from synagogue one Saturday
Moe and Lenny are strolling home from synagogue one Saturday morning. Suddenly, a cab speeds past, and their friend, Irving, is running frantically b...

I told Ted this joke first because I did not want to offend
I told Ted this joke first because I did not want to offend anybody and Ted said put it on its funny so here goes lol Last week, we took some friends...

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory i...

I just bought this hat yesterday! An old lady was standing at the
I just bought this hat yesterday! An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in t...

ATTENTION HAWTHORNE AVENUE, TIBSHELF: Today Ted was visited by
ATTENTION HAWTHORNE AVENUE, TIBSHELF: Today Ted was visited by Bolsover Council because of a complaint with an accusation of him stealing bins and b...

Whats on your mind?A man hears from a doctor that his end is near
Whats on your mind?A man hears from a doctor that his end is near so he heads over to a lawyer to write a will. The secretary watches as the man walks...

WHY WE LOVE KIDS A little boy opened the big family Bible. He
WHY WE LOVE KIDS A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of th...

What happened? asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged
What happened? asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to t...