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I have the best wife in the world. She gets up through the night
I have the best wife in the world. She gets up through the night with the baby and then even gets up at 6am with the kids and takes them down stairs s...

THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its
THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender. Prince William and Kate Middleton chose the name from a list of favourites i...

DRINKERS aged over 65 have reminded the government that they are
DRINKERS aged over 65 have reminded the government that they are going to die quite soon whatever they do. After health officials advised him to drin...

Moyes to leave Old Trafford fallow MANCHESTER United manager
Moyes to leave Old Trafford fallow MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes has announced that Old Trafford will enjoy a season of rest in 2013-14 to le...

Are you a twat? With a twat cull planned for later in the year,
Are you a twat? With a twat cull planned for later in the year, taking this simple test devised by expert twattologists could save your life. Simply ...

Spain and Britain both believe Gibraltar monkeys have magic
Spain and Britain both believe Gibraltar monkeys have magic powers SPAIN and Britain are arguing over Gibraltar because they believe the territory’...

Cameron offers military aid to Spain DAVID Cameron has pledged
Cameron offers military aid to Spain DAVID Cameron has pledged military support to help Spain invade Gibraltar. Cameron invited the Spaniards to punch...