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Matome had a bad attendance record for being
particularly
Matome had a bad attendance record for being particularly late for work in the morning. He was called to a disciplinary hearing where he was given a c...
Matome had a bad attendance record for being particularly late for work in the morning. He was called to a disciplinary hearing where he was given a c...
An ugly woman walk into a store
with her two
kids, yelling at
An ugly woman walk into a store with her two kids, yelling at them. The store clerk pleasantly said, good morning maam and welcome. Nice children, are...
An ugly woman walk into a store with her two kids, yelling at them. The store clerk pleasantly said, good morning maam and welcome. Nice children, are...
GUY AND HIS BABE CHATTING
GUY: Hey babe, Where are you?
BABE: My
GUY AND HIS BABE CHATTING GUY: Hey babe, Where are you? BABE: My Dad asked his driver to drop me off to school with his Range Rover because his new BM...
GUY AND HIS BABE CHATTING GUY: Hey babe, Where are you? BABE: My Dad asked his driver to drop me off to school with his Range Rover because his new BM...
An illiterate Father
(Matome) with
his Educated son went
on
An illiterate Father (Matome) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent & fell asleep. Some hours later, Matome wakes his S...
An illiterate Father (Matome) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent & fell asleep. Some hours later, Matome wakes his S...
Matome enters a barber shop. The
barber
whispers to his
Matome enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer: BARBER : This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The ba...
Matome enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer: BARBER : This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The ba...
Matome who had been struggling to
cope financially, found a bag
Matome who had been struggling to cope financially, found a bag of money on the ground, and called into an YFM radio station Matome : “Hello, I foun...
Matome who had been struggling to cope financially, found a bag of money on the ground, and called into an YFM radio station Matome : “Hello, I foun...
Teacher : Yes, class today i want
everyone of you to give me
Teacher : Yes, class today i want everyone of you to give me an example of things that we Can SUCK.. James : An Ice-cream.. Teacher : Good James,, Yes...
Teacher : Yes, class today i want everyone of you to give me an example of things that we Can SUCK.. James : An Ice-cream.. Teacher : Good James,, Yes...
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