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First of all, should he be sleeping, ever? If so, should it be at
First of all, should he be sleeping, ever? If so, should it be at night? Should I keep him in a bassinet or crib or should I let him just sleep in the...

These haters who are writing about how white and male we are just
These haters who are writing about how white and male we are just don’t consider our commitment to having a diverse collection of meals for our team...

If I had it all to do over again, I would have killed the first
If I had it all to do over again, I would have killed the first cloned eel I made that was capable of performing lower-level mathematical functions. B...

“Won’t go BACK” Stayed on a whim—wish I had read posts
“Won’t go BACK” Stayed on a whim—wish I had read posts before. Not his fault, but Jekyll had really bad back spasm while pouring tea in morni...

In the beginning, there was a vaguely defined business model. And
In the beginning, there was a vaguely defined business model. And the firm was without form or a clearly identifiable brand, and darkness was upon the...

Some of you probably think it doesn’t matter if Banksy is here.
Some of you probably think it doesn’t matter if Banksy is here. Who cares if the most famous unknown man since Jack the Ripper or the banker from De...