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Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting,...

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didnt want to pay the high prices. After unsucc...

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. You are charged with
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw. From the back of the courtroom a man shouts,...

A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a
A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the ca...

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Xmas raffle. They bought five...