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Most of my animations get what little airplay they get in the UK,
Most of my animations get what little airplay they get in the UK, but oddly this one has had fourteen hundred views almost exclusively in the States. ...

I keep hearing about ‘the great British invention’, looking
I keep hearing about ‘the great British invention’, looking into it it turns out to be fish and chips. Pah! I don’t call that a ‘great inventi...

Woke up yesterday morning and looked in the mirror and couldn’t
Woke up yesterday morning and looked in the mirror and couldn’t help noticing that my teeth had all gone rusty. I found this quite worrying. If I w...

I cant help thinking that if it had been Swanage FC that had been
I cant help thinking that if it had been Swanage FC that had been beaten 7-1 in Brazil last night everybody would be saying that they shouldnt feel to...

I don’t get the Oscar Pistorius trial. His defence seems to be
I don’t get the Oscar Pistorius trial. His defence seems to be that, assuming an intruder was in his bathroom, he shot him/her through the door with...

Overheard at a local meeting:- First Person: ‘Wot I think is,
Overheard at a local meeting:- First Person: ‘Wot I think is, well, you know, it’s…erm…the fing is wot it is is…erm…well, it’s like imm...

Lines written after playing for three days in a bandstand in
Lines written after playing for three days in a bandstand in Crawley Shopping Centre outside Poundland All these wares Fabulous wares All a pound A m...