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I interrupt your regularly scheduled evening to make an
I interrupt your regularly scheduled evening to make an announcement!!! I...(sometimes known as Vagina)...hereby declare that I am officially IN LOVE...

The last two Google searches that led people straight to my blog -
The last two Google searches that led people straight to my blog - my balls keep falling out of my underwear....and wife,sister,bagina!.. Well....wha...

*WARNING...the post ahead may bring out rage in some folks!!...
*WARNING...the post ahead may bring out rage in some folks!!... READ at your own risk!! The thing is....I understand making New Years resolutions abo...

You know whats generally displeasing?... When your kid washes his
You know whats generally displeasing?... When your kid washes his hands in the kitchen sink, ...and instead of drying them on a towel, he decides to d...

Hellooo?? Is there anybody out there?? Can you hear me?? Do you
Hellooo?? Is there anybody out there?? Can you hear me?? Do you want to build a snowman??...or a rain man if you happen to be in California??.. Where...

This Morning: Me to the 8 year old while she is still snoozing
This Morning: Me to the 8 year old while she is still snoozing away in bed!! - Its time to get up! You have to get up or we are going to be late...A...

Me - Get your clothes on, get your clothes on, get your clothes
Me - Get your clothes on, get your clothes on, get your clothes on.....brush your hair, brush your hair, brush your hair, ....where is your homework, ...

I tend to be a person that stays away from serious s because
I tend to be a person that stays away from serious topics because I always feel like there is enough seriousness going on, and sometimes laughter is t...