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If youre not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, hes the
If youre not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, hes the famous erudite (comic) scientist who once said: I woke up one morning, and all of my stu...

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best Patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, I like to see accoun...

The Will Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is
The Will Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. So, he says to the...

A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is
A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without le...

The following is by Douglas Adams of Hitchhikers Guide to the
The following is by Douglas Adams of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fame. Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the bott...