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Isnt this the truth! We read all the jokes and forward the good
Isnt this the truth! We read all the jokes and forward the good ones, but I just wonder who will pass this one on. Be happy to be of the 1%. Someone p...

A husband walks into Victoria s Secret to purchase a sheer
A husband walks into Victoria s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in pr...

A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" He ...

(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of
(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to h...

During a recent international sports meet, one of the Scottish
During a recent international sports meet, one of the Scottish track and field coaches was entertaining some friends and colleagues in his hotel room....

A lady walks into Tiffanys. She browses around, spots a beautiful
A lady walks into Tiffanys. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closel...