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Two housewives were sitting on the porch of a giant mansion
Two housewives were sitting on the porch of a giant mansion talking to each other. The first one said, For my first anniversary, my husband gave me th...

I dont know how Facebook did it this time as I have not searched
I dont know how Facebook did it this time as I have not searched it. Last night I found a flea, and where there is one flea, there are more. BUT, my f...

Watching Defiance on my PVR and theyre playing a cover song, in
Watching Defiance on my PVR and theyre playing a cover song, in the background, of 4 Non Blondes Whats Up? . I havent heard it in quite a while and w...

Watching Amazing Race Canada on my PVR from 2 weeks ago in which
Watching Amazing Race Canada on my PVR from 2 weeks ago in which the teams fly from Macou, China to Whitehorse, Yukon via Air Canada (which is a major...

Mr. Smith goes to the doctors office to collect his wifes test
Mr. Smith goes to the doctors office to collect his wifes test results. The lab technician says to him, Im sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a m...

36 Interesting Facts about Canada... 1. People in Churchill
36 Interesting Facts about Canada... 1. People in Churchill leave their car doors unlocked in case their neighbours need to make a quick escape from...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet that she was to follow to the t. . The doctor says, I want you to eat regularly for ...

Newfie in Paris A furniture dealer from Newfoundland decided that
Newfie in Paris A furniture dealer from Newfoundland decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris...