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Time dilation effect means Interstellar takes 23 years to
Time dilation effect means Interstellar takes 23 years to watch Cinemagoers watching sci-fi blockbuster Interstellar have staggered out of the film a...

Waitrose coffee nauseatingly middle class WAITROSE cafe
Waitrose coffee nauseatingly middle class WAITROSE cafe customers have fallen ill after drinking coffee contaminated with bourgeois values. Customer...

Schrödinger goal-line technology ‘causing more problems than it
Schrödinger goal-line technology ‘causing more problems than it solves’ Heisenberg corporation gave upThe use of pioneering new quantum goal-lin...

Missing man found ‘alive and frightened’ in John Lewis A
Missing man found ‘alive and frightened’ in John Lewis A man who has been missing since Christmas Eve has finally been found, bewildered and diso...

Visitors still trapped in MC Escher exhibition Emergency
Visitors still trapped in MC Escher exhibition Emergency services have been called to Tate Modern after a number of visitors were unable to escape fr...

Good riddance, says Voyager 1 VOYAGER 1 has expressed relief at
Good riddance, says Voyager 1 VOYAGER 1 has expressed relief at being rid of the human race, as it leaves our solar system. “Unlike you, space is ...