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What Is A Veteran Some veterans bear visible signs of their
What Is A Veteran Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Others may carry the e...

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s
A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “W...

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and lis...

Two farmers at the feed store were discussing the local election
Two farmers at the feed store were discussing the local election for tax collector. One of the candidates was named Harkins, who was also the operator...

Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very
Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very thirsty. They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has inst...

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, s...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Maam, you were
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Maam, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: Id give it to ...