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A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What
A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about? asks the barman. Well, Ill tell you, replies the man. You kno...

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up Johns minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in...

If at times you feel you want to cry. And life seems such a
If at times you feel you want to cry. And life seems such a trial. Above the clouds theres a bright blue sky So make your tears a smile. As you tra...

Patents This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of
Patents This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, Id like to register my new invention. Its a fo...

Bedroom Football A man and his wife have gone to bed. After
Bedroom Football A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, Seven Points. His wife rolls over and s...

So I was at WalMart buying a bag of dog food for the dogs. While
So I was at WalMart buying a bag of dog food for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be bu...

Picture A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a
Picture A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. But being too embarrass...