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An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didnt have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life...

Old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he
Old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. ...

Florida A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
Florida A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, en...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge head f...

Bob was staring sadly into his beer and sighed
Bob was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. “What’s up Bob?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.�...