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A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preache...

If an egg is broken by an outside force, a life ends. If an egg
If an egg is broken by an outside force, a life ends. If an egg breaks from within, a life begins. Great things always begin from within. When you tr...

Paddy Was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign
Paddy Was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or n...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a de...

Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often? Wh...

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a ...

A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went
A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that ...

Once upon a time, Satan was having a garage sale. There, standing
Once upon a time, Satan was having a garage sale. There, standing in little groups were all of his bright, shiny trinkets. Here were tools that make i...

Patience is the companion of wisdom - Saint Augustine Never
Patience is the companion of wisdom - Saint Augustine Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow - Aristotle To be wro...