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I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a ...

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he hear...

The Winter Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love
The Winter Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this.) Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her reception class pupi...

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great ...

In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin.
In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express t...

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, I almost had an affair with another woman. The priest said, What do you mean, al...

Looks like everything is back to normal? Alert / Warning Other -
Looks like everything is back to normal? Alert / Warning Other - Other - Not Otherwise Categorized ...This is an ACTUAL OTHER - NOT OTHERWISE CATEGOR...

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, We have
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2...

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: What do you
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Kevin says: I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, t...