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A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old
A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady. “What would you like for your first wish?” the fairy godmother asks. The lit...

Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend: No. Boy:
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend: No. Boy: Oh. Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either. Boy: I know. She was acting all weird o...

A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about $ex, fell
A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about $ex, fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. The honeymoon went well and was great f...

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I almost had an affair with a woman.” The priest asks, “What do you mean ‘almost’?...

Boy: Hi baby!! How are you? I’m so happy today!! Girl: Wait,
Boy: Hi baby!! How are you? I’m so happy today!! Girl: Wait, I’ll text you later, I’m still busy with my thesis. Boy: Can you do it later? Lette...