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B) A big shot business from New York man had to spend a couple
B) A big shot business from New York man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them arou...

Turner Brown Skinny little white Newfie goes into an elevator,
Turner Brown Skinny little white Newfie goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little...

An old Newfoundland priest lay dying. He sent a message for a
An old Newfoundland priest lay dying. He sent a message for a Canada Revenue Agency(CRA) Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they ...

The Walmart Greeter A manager at Walmart had the task of
The Walmart Greeter A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found f...

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight from Gander,
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight from Gander, asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course you may. W...

B) Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
B) Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ba...

Ed came home drunk, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and
Ed came home drunk, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, You d...

B) Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next
B) Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are ...

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm,
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. Not yet, said the little boy. His mother ...