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I got arrested last night but it was the police officers
I got arrested last night but it was the police officers fault. He asked, Do you know why youve been pulled over sir?, so I said, Is it because you a...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the ...

well in about 19 hrs it will be over for about 6 mths, I stepped
well in about 19 hrs it will be over for about 6 mths, I stepped up to the mark and made my self counted, I am not saying I was the best out there as ...

Dave and Peter, two English men, are walking along OConnell
Dave and Peter, two English men, are walking along OConnell Street, in Dublin, when they see a sign in a shop window: Suits £15.00, shirts £2.00, tr...

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting cl...

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test
Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from ...