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ALERT! ALERT!! ALERT!!! If you slept with water in the
ALERT! ALERT!! ALERT!!! If you slept with water in the kettle don’t use it the next day. Please, ensure you re-rinse your kettle before using ...

~ Joke ~ A professor drove into a petrol
~ Joke ~ A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports. Professor: Guy, abeg, give me...

~ Joke~ Husband knocks the door at midnight. WIFE: Go back
~ Joke~ Husband knocks the door at midnight. WIFE: Go back where you are coming from! HUSBAND: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming po...

~Joke~ A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam
~Joke~ A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square. Half way to the square, the thief said t...

A man had an argument with his wife and said, I am going to make
A man had an argument with his wife and said, I am going to make your life miserable. The wife calmly replied, You cannot do that. He said, why not?...