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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. Careful, he said, Careful! Put in some mor...

A person trying to set a password WINDOWS: Please enter your new
A person trying to set a password WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. ...

A father passing by his teenage daughters bedroom was astonished
A father passing by his teenage daughters bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envel...

A man who is a chef in 5 star hotel calls his wife :- Husband :-
A man who is a chef in 5 star hotel calls his wife :- Husband :- Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai..? Wife :- Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-p...

Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.. Basically ur concepts r
Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.. Basically ur concepts r not clear.. wah..wah.. . . Dost ne pucha exam me "5th Ans. batao" Maine kaha "Melody ...

Sindhi & Punjabi entered a chocolate store. As they were busy
Sindhi & Punjabi entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, Sindhi stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, sindhi said to punjabi:...

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest. When he...