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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news c...

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady ...

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME. THREE MEN
THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME. THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW...

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided
A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her hat pi...