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A small boy named Yusuf lived in Punchbowl, a suburb in South
A small boy named Yusuf lived in Punchbowl, a suburb in South Western Sydney Australia None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, espe...

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building w...

A salmon fisherman was out in the ocean fishing when his boat
A salmon fisherman was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make it to a deserted island where he had to survive on wha...

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, I wonder what happen...

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hu...

So, theres this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda
So, theres this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesnt want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were br...

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates,
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the L...